我：Hello, I'm Li Lei
韩梅梅: hey, I'm Han Mei Mei洛阳的英语培训机构，how's it going？
我：(嗯？不是应该问我how are you吗？） humm, I'm going to library.
韩梅梅: Cool, you mind if tag along?
我：（好像是个问句？） eh.......hum..... I'm fine, thank you, see you tomorrow.
韩梅梅：Hey Li Lei, what you up to？
我： (这是问我下几楼？）I'm going up to third floor, for my class.
韩梅梅：Yeah, I know that, we are in the same class.
我： (那仍瞎B问）OK, how are you？
韩梅梅：Same old, same old
我： no, you look very young.
韩梅梅：haha, thanks, i'm flattered.
我：I don't think you flat, I think you are at least B-cup.
韩梅梅: I think you are a very interesting guy.
我：Thank you, I think so too.
韩梅梅：How about you help me out with mid-term tomorrow, and we hangout afterwards, go see a movie or something.
我：you so slow, I waited 40 minutes.
韩梅梅：Fuck off you jerk, I thought you were going to help me out
韩梅梅：I asked for your help.
我：I gave you my pencil.
韩梅梅：I don't wanna talk to you anymore.